Dedication:

To the many single guys out there who know a good book about attracting babely chicks when they see one (that's pronounced "babe-lee" for future reference - meaning a superdy-duperly good looking chick). Please! No female readers!... Well, I guess it's okay if you're already married or going steady, or if you are passing the information on to your sons or brothers.

Disclaimer: It is highly recommended that wives not buy this book containing over 3,000 words, for their husbands. This is a "single man's guide" and I, Percyvelle Pennington the Third, will not be held responsible for any undesired results that might occur, should this audiobook make its way into the wrong hands! Thank you.