Alex Finch was a world-renowned art thief with an impressive resume. He had stolen some of the most highly regarded paintings on the face of the planet, from The Mona Lisa, in the Louvre, to The Starry Night, in the Museum of Modern Art. Nothing was too big of a challenge for Alex.

When a British mob boss approached him with a gig to steal an item from the Smithsonian, Alex was more than elated to take on the job, thinking that he'd be tasked with pocketing the infamous Hope Diamond. But when the request ends up being for an enchanted porcelain white rabbit, Alex feels a bit underwhelmed. Little does he know that the white rabbit has plans to steal from him as well.

Content warning: Contains explicit M/M sexual activity, including: masturbation, oral, and anal sex. All persons depicted in this short story are at least 18 years of age. For adults only!